How to procrastinate (@ The Delta School)

I have been going to this school for about two years now and I have mastered the art of procrastinating to the last possible moment to finish a project. In this blog post, I will teach you my ways, ultimately teaching YOU how to graduate with doing minimal work, most of the time. (This is parody, Buckley, don’t be mad)

IF YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT PROCRASTINATION IS: WATCH THIS.

First step- Completely ignore all due dates that are set out in front of you (during school hours).

I do this by pretending I’m writing in my planner when I am actually just talking about pressing the geopolitical history of the United States. While this form of ignoring is totally irrelevant to the work you actually have to do. It will trick you into thinking you are being productive because of the so-called “intellectual” conversations you are having with fellow uninformed teens years away from any political action.

If you need a little introduction to geopolitical conflicts, look no-further than this video.

Second step – Realize after these conversations you are tragically behind on work (after school the day before assignments due).

Now it is crunch time. Prepare for the most unhealthy, vigorous, antisocial day of your life.

Throw on some lofi. Use your preferred caffeine in-take method.

and Get to work BAAABY

AND REMEMBER

DUE TOMORROW, DO TOMORROW

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